A Question About Daydreams – Queen Elizabeth Ii And Bidets?
It occurred to me one day, after having a little muse to myself whilst sitting on the bog having an excellent dump, whether or not the Queen – you know Elizabeth II not Brian May & what’s left of the rock group, actually has a BIDET in the Royal bathroom or bathrooms, as she’s got several residences hasn’t she; being as she’s one of the world’s richest women and all?
I mean she’s 81 now & after a lifetime of frugality (that means she doesn’t like to spend much on things – for those of you reading this on the Kindergarten Continent) she might’ve decided to spash out (please excuse the awful pun) on a bit of luxury in her old age. Using that hard, thin, disinfectant medicated toilet paper what’s it called now http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/household-produc… ah yes IZAL thats it, the Royal buttocks must be pretty sore by now & so she might feel that after a lifetime’s service to her country she’s earnt the right to a little comfort – do you think this is the case?
I am from “the kindergarten continent”, and I must say that I am shocked and appalled that the Queen pollutes the environment with PAPER when she could be using cloth. Does she also use Kleenex instead of cloth hankies? Yes, I do know what it means to be frugal, and it is for this reason that I am posing the question.
I mean, she is the Queen! Why does she not take advantage of her hired help and have them wash her toilet tissue?
You really need to use the vent next time. I think the fumes got to you.